segunda-feira, agosto 31, 2009

Trends

I've never been one to follow trends. The more I think about it the more I think it’s a bunch of people wanting to be different so they can spend the rest of their life complaining how no one understands them.
We've all heard of the most famous trends. Ye know, goths, emos, etc...But what many people don't know is that there are many other trends. Let me explain some of the other less known trends that I see kids getting into these days:

You loose you virginity at the age of 10, have your first child/abortion when you're 15 - 17 (some people like to wait), get married at 20, get a divorce at 22 and live the rest of your life as single parents working in some fast food restaurant or robbing/killing people for money.

You develop a mental disorder at the age of 13, because you think you're old enough to do it, spend the next ten years coming in and out of depression and overdosing in anti-depressants, keep complaining how nobody likes you (gee, I wonder why...) and then you eventually kill yourself.

If you’re a guy, fuck everything that walks and then tell your friends about it like it's some sort of huge achievement or like you're some kind of hero to every man that ever lived. Because, as it seems, the value of your life is based on the number of chicks you've abused and screwed over and over. (You fucked who? Yey, when will the parade start?...)

If your a woman, do everything in your powers to be popular at high school, putting yourself in some kind of pedestal like you're better everyone else, and treat everyone like crap. And again, sleep with as many guys as you can, getting pissed when someone calls you a stupid cheap spoiled whore.

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I'm sure there’s more but I can't remember right now.
If you're not one to follow trends, then good for you.

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